Just sat reading the news online when i saw something in the corner of my eye, twas the biggest ugliest bloody spider I have ever seen, It looked like it could suck the guts out of a pony for a meal, The buggers must think winter is coming and heading indoors to seek shelter for the winter. Well that hairy git can just relax in the vortex chamber of the dyson.
It's only a spider....
Pick it up and put it outside, It won't harm you, unless it's a false widow, even then it will only give you a wee, swollen bump....Ha, ha, I can imagine you on guard in yer cammys, with your g un on your hand, poised to shoot a socialist when...a spider crawls in front of you, you scream like a girl, shit a brick and do one, lol, lol, lol, meant in the nicest possible way N.R
What is the issue? Spiders are good bugs. They eat flies and other bugs that are garmful to you.
This bloody thing could fight the were terrier on equal terms, it was huge, it is deceased.
awh NR you missed a golden oppurtunity there!...you could've caught it and bred the worlds first home defence attack spiders! coulda been a valuable preppers tool that xD
Just think of the protein....
(6 September 2012, 22:28)Timelord Wrote: [ -> ]Just think of the protein....
Plenty of legs to go around!
Nr take it you never trained in Belize!! they have the psalmopoeus maya there nasty big spider it is !!
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the one thing in this world i hate is spiders!!
I dont mind house spiders, or garden spiders or even bird eating spiders / taratulas, it was just this weird looking beast the size of a terrier ( honest
) staring at me with hatred in its eyes.
I think its big brother is living in my garage the footprints in the dust are 6 inches apart