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Complete the sentence: You know you're a prepper when...?

You know you're a prepper when your wife bribes you to go to the shop with an offer to buy you new batteries for your torch.
You know you're a prepper when...? ........


........you sleep soundly, whatever the news reports.
your wife bribes you to do the cleaning up by offering to buy you an air pistol.

(looks like I'm cleaning today)
You know you're a prepper when...

...you tend not to talk about it to just anyone.
You know you are a prepper when;

the majority of the food in the house is not in the kitchen cupboard.
You know you're a prepper when:

you start running out of room to store cases of freeze-dried food!
when you start to hate people just popping round and kids are banned from having sleepovers Blush
you know you're a prepper when:

you look twice at stuff others have thrown to the curb.
You know you're a prepper when


..... you buy your Harvey's Bristol Cream by the case
and
put Beef Jerky on little plates for snacks