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Internet Moderators
These people banned Dr Sheldon Coopers and Amys You Tube videos " Fun With Flags" as being too risque to have on the forum.
Any mention of immigration regardless of race , creed, colour or subject matter is banned cos its racist, even if you are for it.
Even in their hotbed of action 'FOOD' section you can be banned for sugesting using gelatine in beef stew.
Mention eating canines or felines in a disaster will get you banned, cats are more important than human life and can do no harm in their world, in a PA world no one kills feral dogs or rabid cats.
One member was banned for being outragously radical for suggesting using an elastic bands to secure the lids on jams and preserves.
Apparently in the " real world" accoring to the Mods the Government will ALWAYS eventually step in and rescue us........ even after we all starved to death.
Any thread pertaining to violent Islamic extremism is banned if any mention of Islam, Extremism, or Muslims is mentioned, they are apparently all exceedingly nice folks .
The forum rules are absolute and cannot be questioned, and even a question about the rules results in a ban.
Never use words like TACTICAL, STRATEGIC, ASYMETRIC in posts the mods dont know what they mean and will ban you anyway.
For gods sake NEVER mention anything like knives or tools for self defence that will get you banned.
Obscene suggestions on British forums such as 'people who work hard and earn their pay should be able to keep it' is deemed heresy and can see you banned and stoned to death if you complain about living in this wonderful socialist paradise (no one was holding a gun to my head regarding this comment Barney told me to say).
Moderators are always right, even when they are totally and completely wrong and you can prove it.
If you tell them Murphy in Z Nation survives a Zombie bite and makes out with a Hispanic chick you will get banned for calling the chick Hispanic.
Remember if you post about green laning and off roading in a 4x4 you NEVER ever EVER squashed a mouse, frog, grasshopper, rabbit or dragonfly the mods will ban you for being offensive.
I heard a member has been sentenced to death for daring suggest using pesticide to kill greenfly instead of lovingly collecting them and moving them someplace else.
Oh yes dont post pictures of guns or pointy sharp things it terrifies the mods.
Apparently forums are NOT for debates if the mods dont like the subject matter, even if its on topic.
If you organise an RV and invite members from the forum, ensure that to make is nice you should organise a trip to the garden centre for the mods and their elderly mums, and if you decide on potholing, caving, rock climbing, etc ensure full wheelchair access is available or the mods will delete your post.
Dont say anything negative or nasty about any politocal leader or party since the days of the Roman empire, Khan, Nero, Hitler, Pol Pot, Mussolini, Hoeniker, Blair, Obama , Stalin, Mao etc were just misguided and misunderstood, any other opinion and your banned.
Dont talk about The Walking Dead apparently one moderator thought it was a documentary.
If you discover your neighbours cat has slaughtered all your egg laying chooks, if you decide to mention it on the forum, just tell then you just Shoo'ed Tiddles away to the garden next door where it plays happily with the little fury harvest mice as its friends. If you say you blew the filthy felines head off the mods will cry for six months and you will get banned.
Remember nothing nasty happens in the moderators world and everyone loves everyone.
Smile
Yea, we heard you got thrown off another forum.

Again.
Life isn't fair...
Is a left-wing preppers forum an oxymoron like military intelligence?
No but it can be fun and rewarding Charles, I actually got a more basic form of the post above on a forum I moderate, I just tweaked it so I can share it more Smile

Is a left-wing preppers forum and oxymoron like military intelligence?

Yarp Smile

Like American and Fashion Sense, Politician and Honesty, Socialism and Hard Work, Conservatism and Free Smile George Bush and Brains, Tony Blair and Morality Smile

Just felt a need to lighten things up a bit after all the dreadful news from La Belle France
My experience on other forums has been that our head-in-sand liberals of mis-applied compassion have a distorted view of reality. The unfortunates they want to feel good about helping are the same ones who compete with our domestic urban poor for benefits and jobs. While the USA, at least for now, still has great resources and infrastructure, our Dear Leader is spending us into oblivion. We cannot save all of the unfortunates in the entire world. We are already destroying our economy taking care of the dependent welfare class they have already created, without bringing in more of them, just so that the people who are intent on spending other people's money can feel even better about themselves.

What the do-gooders fail to realize is that the special interest groups they bribe from the public treasury for votes, would be the first to be beheaded or stoned to death under Sharia law. When their favorite domestic victims and recipients of entitlements are targeted for elimination by a foreign culture which doesn't value life, they might realize that they are next on the list and have only themselves to blame. Actions have consequences.

I don't wish to offend anyone, but does any of this sound uncomfortably familiar?
Know what you mean Charles, I sympathise and understand, my post was me just retweaking a post another member posted to wind me up for a laugh, its not from a prepping forum its from a hobby forum.

Our Leaders are also not listening or understand what the people think.

I actually encouraged SD to appoint moderators on here because to be blunt we needed em to reign us in a bit. I think they do a fair job TBH
Have I missed the point of this thread?
Dunno have you?, I'm just trying to lighten things briefly after we have all seen such dreadful things over the weekend.
(16 November 2015, 18:32)Mortblanc Wrote: [ -> ]Yea, we heard you got thrown off another forum.

Again.

It's easy to find yourself banned when you have an opinion
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