1,700 people apply for just EIGHT jobs at new branch of Costa

[BeardyMan]

(20 February 2013, 14:47)bigpaul Wrote: Costa coffee....yeah, COSTS A PACKET! Scythe, i think your gonna have serious caffeine withdrawal symptoms post SHTF!

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wife's got a friend who drinks cups and cups and cups of coffee and she's like a demented hobbitt..jumping about, dosent stop still for a moment and skinny....like a rake, dosent eat, has to be reminded to eat, just drinks coffee all day!!

Give her a quick gut shot - that'll slow the hobbit down. Pesky Hobbitses

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Really, to cut down the amount of people going for these kind of jobs, they should open up auditions to "Mincing with the stars" or "Mincing on Ice", "X fucktor", "Big Mother", "I'm a Celebri-Twat, leave me in the jungle" etc - all who apply should be taken behind a curtain and shot in the face. Twice.

There - I've just cured the UK of idiots in one quick and easy method

Just need something to take care of the politico's now...