Is this the script for a movie?

[Devonian]

(20 October 2015, 11:52)bigpaul Wrote: It was announced recently that 34 Police stations are to be closed in Devon and Cornwall within the next 5 years and 500 officers will be "lost", bringing the total number of officers down to 2,500, this to control a population of 1.65 million, an area of 3,961 square miles, pretty soon the only police stations in Devon will be in Exeter and Plymouth!!!

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I should add this is because of so called "budget cuts".

And apparently all of the police officers are going to be issued with iPhones or similar to enable them to communicate and access information etc remotely.

They clearly haven't considered that the 3G/4G mobile signal within the vast majority of Devon and Cornwall is non-existent. Can't see their flash mobile devices downloading essential info from a PNC check using a 2G/GSM signal!