Definitions: or what the He!! do they think they are doing?

[Ysbryd]

It's funny because it's true, especially the point made about conflicts between "stealth campers" and land owners.
As a land owner I would just like to point out that if only people ask first I will gladly show them some really private camp sites including dead wood as fuel and clean streams. The people I object to are the type that turn up and can't wait to try out a brand new Gränfors Bruk axe on one of the trees that I have personally planted during my stewardship of the place. Don't these idiots realise that wood needs to season before it burns cleanly?