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[Straight Shooter]

Band on the run (wings ) was no 1 ....its about 9 pm ....wild child and yours truly driving in the rain .....we are headed for St Austell Cornwall the beast was a Triumph Spitfire conaught green ...10" wide wheels rear 8" on the front .....the rescent welding of the floor cracked open ...every bump in the road was followed by some sparks as my arse returned to the seat ....but i managed to sort the problem out ....using some 2"x 1" batten i had in the boot placing it under the floor and wedging it both sides of the good bits ....sorted ....we drove on ....until the pillar distributor moved (the clamp nut came loose ) we just about make a garage just about to close ....this old gent says he has one on a scrapper ....he said two quid would do ....he came back within five mins and said he had to leave because he had to pick his wife up....but left a light on ...Found TDC and set up the points.....sweet ! camping stove out ..coffee fag ...fag coffee and away.......morning transport cafe /garage .....we pull in get some breakfast ...fuel up ...and there it was ...on the counter .....self adhesive pin stripes ....colours and different widths ....i am hooked ....i grab some white and yellow ....i know what your thinking SS you flash bastard ....damn right ! me with a Rod Stewart hair cut ....wild child with long hair down to her arse.....we pull in a rest area whip out the stripes and a razor blade and apply the tape 30 mins later the transformation is complete .......its true these really are go faster stripes .....at least 40 mph faster......at one stage we thought we might have to install a parachute to stop the bastard......we reach Mevagissey ....narrow streets beautiful fishing harbour (a must go to place ) as we cruise on through to park up.....there are loads of sports cars parked up....we pop in for a pint and have a walk about.....bag of chips between us and return back to the car.....We love the stripes man ...they look really cool man .....i start up .....WTF.... before i can say or do anything this guy said fucking hell its a 3 ltr with a straight through exhaust .....i sort of acknowledge the guy with a nod and take off ...trying for blue smoke..as i look in the mirror i can make out the back box of the exhaust coming to an abrupt stop against the curb .....Its true ....i have this ability to really empress people at a moments notice ....and i do this with no effort at all, in fact i am a natural.