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Coming to a socialist paradise near you
7 November 2014, 13:41, (This post was last modified: 7 November 2014, 13:47 by NorthernRaider.)
#31
RE: Coming to a socialist paradise near you
Socialism is simply a term used to try and make parasitism appear respectable, its a moniker to make one creature living as a parasite off the back of another acceptable.

Five people get together and discover a commonly shared concern about disasters and society, they decide to become preppers, they work hard, cooperate, train, learn, save money to buy a plot of land, they save hard and buy supplies, tool and equipment and build up a thriving survival system for their families.

Then along comes a socialist, sees what the preppers have worked hard for and says " That's not fair, I don't have what they have, they are better prepped than I am, they should be forced to give me a share of what they worked for cos they have good stuff and I don't"

That's socialism.

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7 November 2014, 13:49,
#32
RE: Coming to a socialist paradise near you
(7 November 2014, 13:33)Barneyboy Wrote: do we kick them off before they get a job ,or do we help them get one of these so called jobs ,200 people going for the same jobs that was in the times

You help them get a job, If they are unemployed, what's wrong with working say 3 days or 24hours each week, still leaves plenty of time to apply for jobs, attend interviews etc...

As for 'so called' jobs, why do you think millions of eastern Europeans have flocked to the UK, most of them do actually work, but they do the jobs our unemployed are not prepared to do because life is too easy and comfortable on the dole in comparison.

(7 November 2014, 13:36)Barneyboy Wrote: you say socialism like its a bad thing

Yep! It is....
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7 November 2014, 15:23, (This post was last modified: 7 November 2014, 15:28 by NorthernRaider.)
#33
RE: Coming to a socialist paradise near you
Socialism

Ten people share a house, eight of them are working and paying the full rent, two are not working and ask the others to cover their share. The Eight workers are out all day at work the other two stay at home watching TV, playing games and computer games, The eight workers pay for the gas and electricity and other utilities, the unemployed two do not.
The Eight workers pay for their own food, drink, fags, booze, leisure facilities , clothes and transport, they also fill the houses larder with food, but because they are out at work all day they don’t eat as much or use the resources in the house as the two unemployed members who don’t contribute to the costs.

According to SOCIALISTS idea of FAIRNESS they say the two unemployed should be GIVEN he most resources whilst the Eight Workers should PAY the most even though they don’t use the facilities.

IE Those who work the hardest and pay the most and DON’T draw upon the services should pay the most, but those who contribute nothing but use the most resources should pay little or nothing.

And socialists think THAT is fair ?

Socialism take two Smile

I still prefer the ant and grasshopper analogy of socialism cos its just spot on accurate for the UKs lefties.

THE NEW ANT and the Grasshopper, Two Versions:

**** OLD VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE OLD STORY: Be responsible for yourself !

**** MODERN VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

ITN, SKY, CH4, and BBC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The country is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Jeremy Kyle with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green'. Occupy the Anthill stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, We Shall Overcome. Then Rev. Rowan Williams has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's sake, while he damns the ants.

David Cameron and Ed Milliband condemns the ant and blames Maggie Thatcher, John Major, Winston Churchill, Oliver Cromwell, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

Dianne Abbott & Tony Robinson exclaim in an interview with Jeremy Paxman that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share. Finally the Equalities Commission drafts the Economic Equity & Anti Grasshopper bill retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper. The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his Labour voting socialist friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and peaceful, neighbourhood.

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7 November 2014, 17:11,
#34
RE: Coming to a socialist paradise near you
I think you all are reading to much into this
just read alas Babylon ,so im going to get more salt!!!!
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7 November 2014, 17:12,
#35
RE: Coming to a socialist paradise near you
Just trying to fix what is broken Wink
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7 November 2014, 18:13,
#36
RE: Coming to a socialist paradise near you
I HAVE IT ! its easy all we need is jobs .....now i know there are only lots of part time jobs at the moment ....but i have a cunning plan ....everyone in full employment must share their full time job with ten others ....f..king brilliant! SS i hear you say......but hang on if i share my job with ten others that means i only work one half day a week ......f..k even more brilliant SS .....yeah i know.......cept i just had the house, the car repossessed the kids cannot eat and i now live in a forty five gallon drum on the ash tip.....NO i have not got it .....this needs more work ....i will ask dave,s butty george .....i think i am on to sumut....i,am so f..king close.
To take a look back in times past, its easy to see future direction you need to be.
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7 November 2014, 19:10,
#37
RE: Coming to a socialist paradise near you
NR, you clearly have no idea what Socialism is but your foaming rants are becoming ever more frenzied.

Go and have a lie down somewhere quiet before you self combust.
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7 November 2014, 19:18,
#38
RE: Coming to a socialist paradise near you
he does get very excited Smile
just read alas Babylon ,so im going to get more salt!!!!
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7 November 2014, 19:33, (This post was last modified: 7 November 2014, 20:04 by NorthernRaider.)
#39
RE: Coming to a socialist paradise near you
Rubbish Steve I know exactly what socialism is, what it has done and what it truly represents and NONE of it is good, I lived through the disasterous Wilson then Callaghan then Kinnock ad Blair and Brown regimes of failure failure failure. I saw as a soldier the effects of socialism over the Berlin Wall. It is an evil doctrine nothng more nothing less and regardless of how it is rehashed and renamed it ALWAYS fails.

And I am neither frenzied nor exited just polite because of my amicable relationship with Barney.

Iconic Socialist statements

1 Ah last time the wrong people were in charge
2 It was not our fault
3 next time it will be different
4 That was not REAL socialism
5 It was not our responsibility
6 It was the Riches Fault
7 It was the Capitalists fault
8 It was the Land Owner fault
9 If you don't agree with us your a racist or bigot
10 Rich business men are greedy, rich union leaders are just earning fair rewards
11 Capitalists make the workers poorer and more oppressed but when we riot and destroy other workers property the means justify the ends.

Can we attack Osborne and Camoron now ? Smile

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7 November 2014, 20:10,
#40
RE: Coming to a socialist paradise near you
Well steve i would say this.....after living and working in this two and a half party of choice environment or as i call it now total bollocks illusion, i think i have had my fill of them ALL ....Time for something else.....time for anything else ....its got to be 100% better than we have now, all it would take is someone telling us the truth no more no less and talking in speak even i could understand ....good news....bad news i do not care just tell me the truth, my brain will do the rest......but ...bullshit is no longer working ...for me at least.....i think you ...that,s you steve needs to sit in a dark room , and think things through clear your mind ...........and guess what..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................yeah UKIP....i won,t give up on you pal ......i will stay by you thick n thin....you gotta friend in me and so on .....chillax man
To take a look back in times past, its easy to see future direction you need to be.
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