The Chicken joke

[Straight Shooter]

Len is driving up the M4 motorway in the slow lane
looking in the rear view mirror his eye catches some movement
can't quite make it out its sort of small ,but gaining on him
moments later he checks again ...looks like a chicken running behind
he checks again and nothing in the mirror.

Len gazes right out of the drivers window and is amazed to see
a three legged chicken....he checks the speedo 55 mph
the chicken winks his eye and speeds past in the centre lane
fucking hell ! grabs his I phone and takes the shot
no one will believe this...i'm going to follow the bugger

Len drops into 4th and speeds up....he is now doing 65 mph
and just manages to catch up , the chicken passes a lorry
Len follows checks speedo its showing 82mph

the chicken pushes out his left wing to indicate he's leaving the motorway
at the next exit.....Len follows ...through country lanes twists and turns
Len keeps him in sight ....after a half hour and about 20 miles
the chicken hangs his right wing out and turns into a grassed lane track
which leads to a farmhouse ....as he gets out of the car he is met by the farmers wife carrying a wicker basket full off eggs

stammering to get his words out he exclaims to the lady
a three legged chicken he's been following up the motorway
has just ran into her farm.....as he takes a breath the farmer's wife
smiles ....and said yes that's right ! ....but it has THREE LEGS Len bleats out
yes that's right .....i have bread them for years...you see i have two sons
and my husband love chicken drumsticks , they only eat that part of the chicken, after many many arguments i decided to breed a three legged chicken
so i could keep the peace and put a stop to all those arguments
it took me three years but i did it......bloody hell that's incredible says Len

What do they taste like ?




















Dunno we have not managed catch one yet !