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Adoption
30 June 2016, 18:58,
#1
Tongue  Adoption
Should they be able to adopt or not?

A couple who work at a circus want to adopt a child and go to an adoption agency.

Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."
Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied. They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon."
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30 June 2016, 19:38,
#2
RE: Adoption
Excellent ! i loved that Jonas.....shit .....i have competition !
Where were you going ? ....when I seen you coming back ?
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30 June 2016, 20:04,
#3
RE: Adoption
Sounds to me as that they are unfairly discriminating against dwarfs, midgets and leprechauns who need jobs!

73 de KE4SKY
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"Almost Heaven" West Virginia
USA
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1 July 2016, 07:35,
#4
RE: Adoption
You can't use the word dwarf these days, you must say 'vertically challenged'

Bald is follicly challenged

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ATB
Harry
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1 July 2016, 14:22,
#5
RE: Adoption
And if you're a politician, you're "veracity challenged"...
If at first you don't secede, try, try again!
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1 July 2016, 19:10,
#6
RE: Adoption
Is it true that leprechauns are the spawn of mead drunken wiccan wenches, and that their affliction is caused by fetal alcohol syndrome? If such is the case, shouldn't there be some form of government assistance available?

73 de KE4SKY
In
"Almost Heaven" West Virginia
USA
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