10 November 2014, 21:55
BREAKING NEWS..........Straight shooter was seen driving a chip van west on the M4 today sources said, Photograph shows Russian brown bear in passenger seat ....this was confirmed by another source ....his name is timmytwopints a local guy from abercwmbucket tim quote (yes the bear told me to fuck off you taffy bastard stop following us! ) police say an extensive search failed to find SS or the chip van ........or the bear , police said any member of the public who see,s them to call 999 they should not be approached cause they are very nasty .