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Who the F@*K is Kim Kardashian ? - Weyoun - 9 May 2012
Every day when I scan the news papers I see this Kim Kardashian character splattered here and there and I am always left wondering who she is. Why does this pointless non entity get so much press. What is wrong in our society that allows a person with no skills, no record of achievement, no obvious benefit to society and no decorum to get rich and famous ?
I know nothing about her, and don't want to, other than the fact that she is a false god who was made by the press and this is the sad part of this. The press can make and destroy people. I know a person who's life was utterly obliterated by a nasty poisonous reporter who made up a story that shocked and devastated my friends life. "Sue" I hear you say. He can't, he is ruined in every way.
Anyway, this Kim daylightblocker character. I would like to see her survive in a post SHTF world.
Rant over
Steve
RE: Who the F@*K is Kim Kardashian ? - bigpaul - 9 May 2012
This is the trouble with modern "celebrities"....famous for being famous, no talent and no saving graces, used to be the only celebrities were film stars-people at least who could act or sing but these days such people are in short supply. never mind..like you say Steve...such people wont be a problem after TSHTF as they wont survive.
RE: Who the F@*K is Kim Kardashian ? - 00111001 - 9 May 2012
She's got a cracking set of tits. Shame about the face though....
Although she'd probably say the same about me
RE: Who the F@*K is Kim Kardashian ? - bigpaul - 9 May 2012
(9 May 2012, 09:53)00111001 Wrote: She's got a cracking set of tits. Shame about the face though....
Although she'd probably say the same about me
yeah but she'l only have 1 useful "skill" after TSHTF, and i bet she cant cook much less skin a rabbit!
RE: Who the F@*K is Kim Kardashian ? - 00111001 - 9 May 2012
(9 May 2012, 11:03)bigpaul Wrote:(9 May 2012, 09:53)00111001 Wrote: She's got a cracking set of tits. Shame about the face though....
Although she'd probably say the same about me
yeah but she'l only have 1 useful "skill" after TSHTF, and i bet she cant cook much less skin a rabbit!
No, she can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe though
RE: Who the F@*K is Kim Kardashian ? - bigpaul - 9 May 2012
(9 May 2012, 11:06)00111001 Wrote:are you talking from personal experience?(9 May 2012, 11:03)bigpaul Wrote:(9 May 2012, 09:53)00111001 Wrote: She's got a cracking set of tits. Shame about the face though....
Although she'd probably say the same about me
yeah but she'l only have 1 useful "skill" after TSHTF, and i bet she cant cook much less skin a rabbit!
No, she can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe though
RE: Who the F@*K is Kim Kardashian ? - 00111001 - 9 May 2012
(9 May 2012, 11:20)bigpaul Wrote:(9 May 2012, 11:06)00111001 Wrote:are you talking from personal experience?(9 May 2012, 11:03)bigpaul Wrote:(9 May 2012, 09:53)00111001 Wrote: She's got a cracking set of tits. Shame about the face though....
Although she'd probably say the same about me
yeah but she'l only have 1 useful "skill" after TSHTF, and i bet she cant cook much less skin a rabbit!
No, she can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe though
Unfortunately not - but that's only because she's not had the pleasure of meeting me yet
RE: Who the F@*K is Kim Kardashian ? - bigpaul - 9 May 2012
(9 May 2012, 11:22)00111001 Wrote:(9 May 2012, 11:20)bigpaul Wrote:(9 May 2012, 11:06)00111001 Wrote:are you talking from personal experience?(9 May 2012, 11:03)bigpaul Wrote:(9 May 2012, 09:53)00111001 Wrote: She's got a cracking set of tits. Shame about the face though....
Although she'd probably say the same about me
yeah but she'l only have 1 useful "skill" after TSHTF, and i bet she cant cook much less skin a rabbit!
No, she can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe though
Unfortunately not - but that's only because she's not had the pleasure of meeting me yet
i suppose there will be plenty like this after TSHTF, only too happy to "put out" in return for food and lodgings, depends on what your priorities are i suppose!
RE: Who the F@*K is Kim Kardashian ? - 00111001 - 9 May 2012
(9 May 2012, 11:27)bigpaul Wrote:(9 May 2012, 11:22)00111001 Wrote:(9 May 2012, 11:20)bigpaul Wrote:(9 May 2012, 11:06)00111001 Wrote:are you talking from personal experience?(9 May 2012, 11:03)bigpaul Wrote: yeah but she'l only have 1 useful "skill" after TSHTF, and i bet she cant cook much less skin a rabbit!
No, she can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe though
Unfortunately not - but that's only because she's not had the pleasure of meeting me yet
i suppose there will be plenty like this after TSHTF, only too happy to "put out" in return for food and lodgings, depends on what your priorities are i suppose!
Yeah - I think so too. Not surprising though - that's all 99% of the population have to offer. Not sure the wife would be too happy with my ever increasing harem though, so they'd quickly be moved on. Suppose you'd *have* to test the odd one out though, just in case...
RE: Who the F@*K is Kim Kardashian ? - bigpaul - 9 May 2012
(9 May 2012, 11:32)00111001 Wrote:of course you would(9 May 2012, 11:27)bigpaul Wrote:(9 May 2012, 11:22)00111001 Wrote:(9 May 2012, 11:20)bigpaul Wrote:(9 May 2012, 11:06)00111001 Wrote: No, she can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe thoughare you talking from personal experience?
Unfortunately not - but that's only because she's not had the pleasure of meeting me yet
i suppose there will be plenty like this after TSHTF, only too happy to "put out" in return for food and lodgings, depends on what your priorities are i suppose!
Yeah - I think so too. Not surprising though - that's all 99% of the population have to offer. Not sure the wife would be too happy with my ever increasing harem though, so they'd quickly be moved on. Suppose you'd *have* to test the odd one out though, just in case...
only stands to reason