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1,700 people apply for just EIGHT jobs at new branch of Costa - Prepper1 - 19 February 2013
RE: 1,700 people apply for just EIGHT jobs at new branch of Costa - Carnebwen - 19 February 2013
I hope they all had media studies degrees, hipster glasses, flesh tunnel earrings, a sleeve of tattoos and skinny jeans and access to at least 3 products made by Apple or I wouldn't think them qualified.
RE: 1,700 people apply for just EIGHT jobs at new branch of Costa - NorthernRaider - 19 February 2013
I like that motivational poster that shows you this bearded hippy graduate saying at the top " its the governments fault I cannot get a decent job in my field" and at the bottom is says " Masters degree in medievil archetecture"
RE: 1,700 people apply for just EIGHT jobs at new branch of Costa - Scythe13 - 20 February 2013
Damn it! I knew I forgot to apply for something!!!
You get free coffee if you work there!
Yes, free coffee!
FREE....COFFEE!!!!!
RE: 1,700 people apply for just EIGHT jobs at new branch of Costa - bigpaul - 20 February 2013
Costa coffee....yeah, COSTS A PACKET!
Scythe, i think your gonna have serious caffeine withdrawal symptoms post SHTF!wife's got a friend who drinks cups and cups and cups of coffee and she's like a demented hobbitt..jumping about, dosent stop still for a moment and skinny....like a rake, dosent eat, has to be reminded to eat, just drinks coffee all day!!
RE: 1,700 people apply for just EIGHT jobs at new branch of Costa - Scythe13 - 20 February 2013
(20 February 2013, 14:47)bigpaul Wrote: Costa coffee....yeah, COSTS A PACKET!
wife's got a friend who drinks cups and cups and cups of coffee and she's like a demented hobbitt..jumping about, dosent stop still for a moment and skinny....like a rake, dosent eat, has to be reminded to eat, just drinks coffee all day!!
that woman is living my dream!!! Haha
RE: 1,700 people apply for just EIGHT jobs at new branch of Costa - BeardyMan - 20 February 2013
(20 February 2013, 14:47)bigpaul Wrote: Costa coffee....yeah, COSTS A PACKET!
wife's got a friend who drinks cups and cups and cups of coffee and she's like a demented hobbitt..jumping about, dosent stop still for a moment and skinny....like a rake, dosent eat, has to be reminded to eat, just drinks coffee all day!!
Give her a quick gut shot - that'll slow the hobbit down. Pesky Hobbitses
Really, to cut down the amount of people going for these kind of jobs, they should open up auditions to "Mincing with the stars" or "Mincing on Ice", "X fucktor", "Big Mother", "I'm a Celebri-Twat, leave me in the jungle" etc - all who apply should be taken behind a curtain and shot in the face. Twice.
There - I've just cured the UK of idiots in one quick and easy method
Just need something to take care of the politico's now...
RE: 1,700 people apply for just EIGHT jobs at new branch of Costa - bigpaul - 20 February 2013
(20 February 2013, 14:58)BeardyMan Wrote: Really, to cut down the amount of people going for these kind of jobs, they should open up auditions to "Mincing with the stars" or "Mincing on Ice", "X fucktor", "Big Mother", "I'm a Celebri-Twat, leave me in the jungle" etc - all who apply should be taken behind a curtain and shot in the face. Twice.
There - I've just cured the UK of idiots in one quick and easy method
Just need something to take care of the politico's now...
easy, make sure they ALL go into the house of commons for some big debate then padlock ALL and EVERY door so they cant get back out again.
RE: 1,700 people apply for just EIGHT jobs at new branch of Costa - Lancsprepper - 20 February 2013
(20 February 2013, 16:35)bigpaul Wrote:(20 February 2013, 14:58)BeardyMan Wrote: Really, to cut down the amount of people going for these kind of jobs, they should open up auditions to "Mincing with the stars" or "Mincing on Ice", "X fucktor", "Big Mother", "I'm a Celebri-Twat, leave me in the jungle" etc - all who apply should be taken behind a curtain and shot in the face. Twice.
There - I've just cured the UK of idiots in one quick and easy method
Just need something to take care of the politico's now...
easy, make sure they ALL go into the house of commons for some big debate then padlock ALL and EVERY door so they cant get back out again.
I've got an even better one.Store all of that nuclear waste they were trying to store in the Lake District in Westminster.
RE: 1,700 people apply for just EIGHT jobs at new branch of Costa - Metroyeti - 20 February 2013
Thats happening nationwide and they still complain about getting people back to work.