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Tales from the bottom shed - Straight Shooter - 31 December 2015
Just came up from the shed ....all finished.
It all started yesterday, walking around Aldi s ....i say to wifey " Why do we need strong flour to bake bread then ? " 75p for strong flour 45p for self raising and plain flour.....wifey said why don,t you try making some out of it then ...you incredible good looking bastard .....sooooo i said i will then boy bach !.....fast forward.....its 5.25 am ....up i get ...coffee,fag ....fag coffee... i shout up ...cuppa tea sweetie .....not yet darling its a little early ( she actually said something completely different ) i drop off watching the news....its now 9.10 am ...i hit the shower....dress ....toast coffee fag.....wifey is off to our daughters ....i wave bye....the kitchen is mine ....all mine.... first order of biz is to light up the Rayburn cooking range down the bottom shed....yes i did clean the oven Girls !....its alight i stick some coal on....the kitchen is spotless as it always is ...until i let loose....first up self raising flour 700 g i sieve the four into the scales.....then empty into the mixing bowl of the mixer ...then i add two teaspoons of fine sea salt and one packet of died yeast and fold it in....400 mil of warm water ....i make a pond in the middle and pour in and fold the mixture ...i hold some water back .....i attach the the d hook and turn on the mixer to min i add the rest of the water and let the mixer do its stuff for 5 mins ...i add a spot of oil into the china bowl and paint around the inside till its all coated......mixer off ....turn out the mix into the bowl cover with clingfilm and set aside near the wood burner to prove....after about an hour its double the size....i sprinkle some flour on the worktop ...turn out the dough onto the floured worktop and head butt it for 2 mins then fold in a few chops slice it in two smack it about a bit....i oil the bread tins and drop in the dough....i cover with cling film and set them aside to prove up.....back down the shed ....the temp is now 450 and steady.....after about 45 mins the dough in the tins have proved ....i place the two tins on a baking tray .... cup with 5 ice cubes and a sharp knife..... down the bottom shed i go.....i strike the dough with the knife...place both tins on the mid position of oven ....drop out the ice on the baking tray and slide in on the bottom shelf of the oven and shut the door. Thirty mins later two golden brown crispy loafs of bread ....back to the kitchen turn out the loafs onto a cooling frame ....now time for the plain flour ....i do the exact same mix and method .....but the plain flour loafs seem to have faired better on size and look better , So what do they taste like SS i hear you say....the self raising loafs are fine .....the plain loafs are still cooling but i will try later with some pat,e with some cheese sprinkled on top ....under grill for 3 mins and watch jools strut his stuff....sooooo you can bake bread using this flour but i will assess it tomorrow in full and get back to you all ....happy new year folks.....P.S. the kitchen looks like someone lopped a stun grenade in there .....have to work fast she will return by 7 pm . SS
RE: Tales from the bottom shed - Skean Dhude - 31 December 2015
I'm seriously impressed. I never seem to manage to tidy up in time.
Love freshly baked and still warm bread.
RE: Tales from the bottom shed - Steve - 31 December 2015
I have a Panasonic breadmaker - it's really good.
RE: Tales from the bottom shed - Straight Shooter - 31 December 2015
Steve , there is something about making bread for scratch, i find it very rewarding and peaceful..............plus the needing brings back happy memories of the back seat of my Woolsley 1500 with 8"wide wheels with chrome embellisher,s .
RE: Tales from the bottom shed - Straight Shooter - 31 December 2015
UPDATE .....took the bread knife cut through the crusty beast....looking good ...the smell was great...as i sliced through little crusty bits cascaded off the knife uummmm butter lots of it spread it on thick ....reached for the pat'e ..then thought no ....test it true SS ...be strong....there will be hundreds waiting to hear the results of this test and a real prepper thread the pressure is on ...i take a breath and get serious ....i raise the crust to my mouth have a sniff ...close my eyes and take a bite ....i roll the bite back and forth for max taste as i do this i feel the bits of crust trundle down my chin onto my torso and get trapped in my chest wig....wiskey wow wow ! i mouthed to myself...and snatched off another bite then another and another there was nothing left .....i thought i must go in again i cut through another slice butter but before i engage i scoop up all the crusty crumbs and throw them on top of the second engagement and despatch it with double time...THE VERDICT plain flour the dogs bollocks by miles .....i will still make some pat'e and cheese toasties later ...with a tomato variant ....bloody yummy SS
RE: Tales from the bottom shed - T-oddity - 1 January 2016
Interesting experiment SS, regularly make our own from scratch never thought of trying straight forward plain flour instead of bread flour, will have give it a go.
RE: Tales from the bottom shed - NorthernRaider - 1 January 2016
Got a bread maker like Steve for loafs but wifey likes to hand roll buns for cooking in the oven, we keep about 30 pounds of assorted floor Strong, Self Raising and Plain in their original paper packets in Tupperware tubs and much of it is years old still usable and weevil free . A good tip to keep weevils out of your flour (their eggs are in all flour I'm told) is to put the flour in the freezer for 48 hours before storing in sealed containers which kills off any weevil eggs.
RE: Tales from the bottom shed - NorthernRaider - 1 January 2016
Its often handy to learn how to make simple flat breads like Naan bread with flour and water and not much else as its less energy hungry than ordinary breads.
RE: Tales from the bottom shed - Straight Shooter - 1 January 2016
The bread tin size used was a pound loaf ...the quantities produce two loafs....like a small Hovis loaf...or just use a two pound tin for a large loaf...we prefer the smaller loaf for just us two....the pat'e was brilliant but wifey complained of the lateness of the feast and refused to indulge ....i had to eat all of it ....what a guy ! yeah i know !
RE: Tales from the bottom shed - Devonian - 1 January 2016
Well done SS, enjoyable post and great experience gained!! Thanks
