Northerners create petrol from fresh air

[NorthernRaider]

[Hrusai]

you northerners sure are behind, this sort of technology has been around for over half a decade xD

[NorthernRaider]

you northerners sure are behind, this sort of technology has been around for over half a decade xD

Post your proof ?

[Hrusai]

[Prepper1]

Now watch the oil cartels quietly dispose of them as soon as its commercially viable...

[BeardyMan]

Typical northeners, too tight to buy petrol

[NorthernRaider]

Typical northeners, too tight to buy petrol

To skint more like.

[BrixhamBadger]

I been up north once, it was scary, could not get a decent pasty or drop of proper scrumpy anywhere.

[NorthernRaider]

I been up north once, it was scary, could not get a decent pasty or drop of proper scrumpy anywhere.

Yeah similar tale for me down south no Newcastle Brown or Vaux and not one decent portion of Cod N Chips south of Brum

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Have you ever gone from the SW to the SE, WTF passes for water in the Thames valley !!!! its neat urine, There is no decent beer, they dont do real chips, they have burgers that have no meat in them. Chicken pies are supposed to have CHICKEN in them not a white slimey ooze, and stake pies are supposed to have steak from beef cattle in them not from some unchewable garbage imported from South America. Got nicer pretty wine bars and coffee shops though where you can buy 250 mm glass of cheap plonk for £6 a glass and blow a fiver on a coffee that tasts like creosote. At least us out in the SW and NE can make decent food and drink.

Lets not mention the Scots ........... Deep fried Marsbars, Vodka milk shakes, Fat N Gristle burgers....

[Metroyeti]

Find it hard to get battered blackpudding my way, did try a battered pizza once.

Bought a bacon sandwich in london cost me 3.10 wasnt expecting a stottie,just a bun. It came inbetween 2 slices of bread