Scientists call to arms

[Paul]

I'm reading breed less and reduce the population. (How?)
Western world to cut back on pollution, but let the third world do what they want. (Why)
Drink less water, eat less. (Recipe for constipation)
Oh, and give more to the needy. (That's ok, we're already giving out more than we have anyway)
China and Brazil like new cars (Stop that immediately, I can't have one so why should they)

Did like the point about not letting planes crash.
It makes a mess. Adds to pollution.
On the other side though it could be a method of population control.

Also liked the point about unleaded fuel being UK led. Shame it's got more chemicals in it than the old leaded stuff ever had but what the heck.