Win a Bunker!!

[Reg]

Just wondering how many sets of keys the builders had.

I cant help thinking of the Simpsons episode where Ned Flanders builds a shelter just before a comet threatens the world. The whole town turn up when disaster looms but there ends up being one person too many in the shelter. Naturally Homer proposes that Flanders should leave! poor Neddy is then kicked out.

I just cant see it working in the UK. The minimum shelter size would have to be 50,000 sq feet to accommodate the mandatory disabled access ramps, a mother and baby changing room, gender neutral fallout showers, Fair Trade organic iodine filters, all safety notices to be displayed in eighteen languages using a non-confrontational and inclusive synergy of urban composite renewal grass roots ad-hoc transitional multi-cultural foundation awareness.

But I suppose the killer blow would be when the local authorities declare them as second homes and charge the rates accordingly.