25% of Brits keep " tools" for home security

[Scythe13]

nobody will be breaking into our place. The cats regularly kill anything from rabbits to voles, and leave them outside on the door step. Often with guts laid out, heads ripped off, and the like. So basically, it looks like we're a small cult or we have some sort of sacrifice on our doorstep.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure there's a knife in each room, a gun in the bedroom, and a trained fighter in the bed (my misses) and a crap fighter next to her (me). So to be fair.....if someone has broken into our house, they must be insane, and deserve to be kicked down the stairs, tied to a tree by wire, and left to the cats!!! haha.

Either that, or I'll catch them and give BP a quick call. Let him do what he does best ;-) haha