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[grumpy old man]

mike
gluing the locks you noughty boy?
many years ago i had a double glazing business what a headache that was
but that's a trick i did when a customer was being funny about payment like 80 % of them
i would put the idea to my installing team with glue and activator and a thin tube from air fix models
and a night time visit when doors are locked
guess what?
next day paid in full and call out cost
that saying them that laugh last laugh the longest ? lol.