UK defence poliy going badly wrong

[Steve]

6th Armoured Skateboard Division which replaces the UKLF Yeomanry with more suitable transport.

PMSL.

Could we add Special Forces ?

SDS....Special Dinghy Service....environmentally friendly low impact naval ops
SAS....Special Airbrush Service....makes sure that officers look 2 sizes slimmer in publicity photos
1 Para....Combat roles for less able wheelchair users