Rise of the Super Predator

[Tartar Horde]

Unfortunately this is not an isolated incident, folk who move from the cities to the sticks seem to have this twee idea of what the countryside is supposed to be, rather than understand the realities of a rural life. A farmer friend of mine sold a cottage to such people, who were most upset that he was harvesting peas at four in the morning. When they complained about the noise his reply was simple "welcome to the country".