(22 April 2013, 14:30)BeardyMan Wrote: (22 April 2013, 12:16)Tartar Horde Wrote: You see Scythe I had this image of you standing there in the early morning light on the hillside, spear in hand, rippled body (so you tell us) smeared with ash, wearing nothing but a Rabbit skin loincloth surveying the herds below you.
THEN
just out the corner of my eye a small jar of moisturiser comes floating by chasing you down the hillside shouting "it rubs it in, it rubs it in".
I'm gonna have to make you a flint spearhead so you can claim back your "Cromness"
Too much cheese before bed??
I'm more concerned with why he's imagining ANY guy in a loincloth with a shredded physique smeared in ash. Kind of sounds like a gay pin-up.
Why do you keep getting this image of me TH? Is there something you're not telling us? haha