Massive Run On Guns After Obama Annoucement

[mikebratcher69]

Your all Fu**ing mad as hatters, I'm the only sane one here... Well me myself and I are, I cant leave those out they get offended....

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I myself have never needed guns... and never will.
My handsomeness alone stuns all who behold my visage, in combat all you'd have to do is hold up my picture and youd be worhipped as gods for just having my picture alone.
You are all blessed with knowing me online and as such this makes you all bomb proof and bullet proof and guarantees you personal protection like having a st cristopher around your neck.
Just hold my picture up (available on request, One only per person I'm afraid) to any bullet or bomb before firing or detonation and you'll be spared.
Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.