Oh god the media ridicule has started already !!

[Paul]

And there we have it.
The DDP / RT public face of UK prepping.

Annie from London (Axe and Aggressive Teddy Bear )
and the lethal Swiss army knife on the bed.

Malcolm Bowler from Buckinghamshire (2 airguns, a xbow, and misc. stick bows )

Simon Dillon from Greater Manchester (Lethal Gas generating baked beans and vicious looking chicken )
Like his storeroom though, hate the hat.

I had stopped crying with laughter as my sides were hurting too much.
No, no good, I'm laughing again. Gawd that hurts!

Somehow I don't think the UK prepping world has anything to worry about. They might have though, especially Anne.
Someone may report her to the Cruelty to Teddy Bears Commission. Poor little mite looks terrified.