Devon & Cornwall SUK group.

[BeardyMan]

(16 May 2013, 12:22)John Wrote: BTW What criteria were you thinking of for your 'private invitation only'?
And is the group going to be a democracy or dictatorship?

You'll need an invite to the meetings. They will be held in a secret location (most likely in BP's underground bunker) and if your name isn't on the list you won't be getting in. You'll be required to learn a secret password, handshake and dance to gain entry. Retina scans, fingerprints and sperm & stool samples will be held on file by the group.

Encrypted dates, times and locations of the meetings will be printed out and posted onto a lamp post in deepest darkest Cornwall. Via Special Reconnaissance Pigeon you shall receive a grid reference for the lamp post, and a key so you can unencrypt the message. You'll be required to dispatch the bird on arrival, lest it leak our secrets to the Israelis.

Failure to comply with any of the above will lead to summary execution, and expulsion from the group.