Coming to a socialist paradise near you

[Straight Shooter]

I HAVE IT ! its easy all we need is jobs .....now i know there are only lots of part time jobs at the moment ....but i have a cunning plan ....everyone in full employment must share their full time job with ten others ....f..king brilliant! SS i hear you say......but hang on if i share my job with ten others that means i only work one half day a week ......f..k even more brilliant SS .....yeah i know.......cept i just had the house, the car repossessed the kids cannot eat and i now live in a forty five gallon drum on the ash tip.....NO i have not got it .....this needs more work ....i will ask dave,s butty george .....i think i am on to sumut....i,am so f..king close.