The Lottery, A tax on the stupid

[bigpaul]

Oh Bollocks when Binary said " Brace yourself" I thought he meant my crossbow but it was my bolt he was after !!!

Still at least i know now why southern Rvs are all male events

I'm glad you & BP have met my wife - people on here must think I'm some kind of half demented raving homo. I KNEW I should have moved North instead of South! Not that far North that the blokes wear skirts and the women chuck telegraph poles though...

no mate, its called having a sense of humour!! you dont want to move north, i once knew a couple of Geordies(bikers) and nobody could understand a word they said...broad Devonian is bad enough but Geordie patois is impossible! (only joking NR)

[Bucket]

I'm glad you & BP have met my wife - people on here must think I'm some kind of half demented raving homo. I KNEW I should have moved North instead of South! Not that far North that the blokes wear skirts and the women chuck telegraph poles though...

Oi, Have you been spying on me ! and it's a kilt.

Oh, and Mrs B wasn't chucking a telegraph pole, it's was part of our winter fuel pile, just because it had phone cables attached to it means nothing.

[bigpaul]

I'm glad you & BP have met my wife - people on here must think I'm some kind of half demented raving homo. I KNEW I should have moved North instead of South! Not that far North that the blokes wear skirts and the women chuck telegraph poles though...

Oi, Have you been spying on me ! and it's a kilt.

Oh, and Mrs B wasn't chucking a telegraph pole, it's was part of our winter fuel pile, just because it had phone cables attached to it means nothing.

firewood is where you find it, i have cut up a few telegraph poles(by hand) for the fire in my time.