Refreshing change on a really hot day

[Straight Shooter]

Up to Aldi's this morning looking for stuff to wack on the dehydrator ...picked up some Oranges,Lemons and limes...that's me sorted ...lets get out of here...not so fast buster ....what would you like for lunch....surprise me i say ...and indeed she did.

In the blue corner of the plate

tomato cut into rings salt n pepper topped off with olive oil with a feta cheese hat
cucumber rings salt pepper splash of olive oil.
three full sticks of celery salted and filled with mature cheddar cheese

In the red corner of the plate

Five black pepper crackers , one half roll of mini roule with pineapple and almond cheese.
Red grapes and some red olives.

This filled the plate.....

I am sitting at the table on my deck with a fresh air fan to the left of me blowing on the highest setting under a gazebo sheltered from the sun....out she pops "here you go sweetie " i take a look and think ....this needs my full uninterrupted attention...as i pondered a attack strategy to tame this bastard i decided the best way was the element of surprise.... i went straight in the order of attack just seemed to come natural and without logic....celery stick was the first to fall just snapped of half of him ...i am like a cat playing with a mouse...i scoop up a tomato and cuc combo ...as i chew away ...i turn my attention to the black pepper cracker savoury ..i grab the roule and slice some off then spread it on the cracker ....but that's not enough for me is it ......no ....more celery , some grapes, red olives....i cram in the cracker laced with Roule....i now realise i have a fight on my hands here....then she comes out with a nice cold glass of crisp white wine ...as i try to say thank you bits of cracker cascade down my chin followed by the odd bits of half eaten grape.....i take a slurp ...slide my forearm across my mouth and get to it....this was rather more frenzied than before ....all i can remember from it all was it was so nice.... wifey had to hit me repeatedly with a length of 2" x 4" to prevent me eating even more (off the edge of our nice round oak table top) ....simple but very very nice ......have to fly.....off to A&E for stitches.