What have done towards your prep?

[Straight Shooter]

Took delivery today ....1 leisure deep cycle battery....three Led strip lights ,fifty mtrs two core auto cable,auto switches and another box of connectors of different types and sizes ...although i already hold these in stock ...the intention is to complete the emergency lighting for my new place ....i have already preped the piped trunking and the draw strings to pull the cables through (did that last Christmas).

Snow is on the way starting around 3am tomorrow ...although we are WELL covered with food, Lpg gas .....wild child said best if i get some more milk and eggs ...so while she was having her hair done ...off to Aldi's i go..............standing outside the door ...there she stood sucking on a siggy and finishing off a big mac n fries ....i stick the £ coin in the trolley and hang back to study this huge lump with an obvious eating disorder ....well i assume an eating disorder owing to the state of her blouse ..decorated with tomato ketchup and regurgitated chips and a hint of hamburger with a smattering of cheese....standing along side of her was a small guy shivering like fuck in a tee shirt ..a tattoo on his arm read (I LOVE TINA ...FOREVER )....i decide to let them go in first (fucking great move by me) they made their way up the isle .....Tina's arse was huge ...in fact both cheeks were doing the Rumba ..but not in sinc...as she ...well... sort of walked... tony the tattoo asked...where the fuck is the booze ?....Tina knew exactly and answered "over fucking there" by now i pass the milk section ....i am aroused like some sort of pervo ...."grab some fucking twigglets"tina demands ...TT picks up two bags ....i sail on by the eggs.....i am now Hooked...hanging back just enough , they are now standing by the booze TT and tina are now stashing beers and some wine into the hand held basket,and TT is now holding a pack of beer under his armpit ...they head for the checkout and disappear out the door..........i do the shop.....out the door i go and head for my truck ...i put the shop in the back ....take the trolley back ...in i jump ....and there they are sitting on the wall ....obviously deeply in love....feeding each other twigglets and dropping a bottle of wine each.........so what has this got to do with prepping ? .....well ...wtshtf one of my security counter measures for the Big Tina and tattoo tony should they come calling......a bottle of wine and a bag of twigglets hanging on some paracord from a tree and me with my loaded crossbow .....btw .....the bottle would be filled with antifreeze just in case in the unlikely event i miss.....