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The car
9 December 2019, 18:21,
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RE: The car
Sorry guys this reminds me of the golf joke...……………………...two guys on their own team up to play a round Tony tees off down the fairway he is dead centre …….great shot says Mike as he tee's off …….oh bad luck says tony as mikes ball disappears into the rough , they walk on down …..hell tony says I don't think you are going to find that ball ! yeah I will ! they both look in the thick undergrowth ….what's that noise mike ? that's my ball , it makes an audible alarm so I can find it …..that's incredible ! they play on ……...tony tees off perfect line again followed by mike …….oh bad luck mike you hit the pond ! they walk on down towards the pond and tony stops dead in his tracks in disbelief ...as mikes ball comes to the surface on a floatation ring then a small propeller pop's out then wizzes the ball to the shoreline …..I have never seen anything like it tony blurts out never ! yes it does that if it comes into contact with water exclaims mike …..as the light starts to fade the tee up for the last hole …….tony go's first perfect shot onto the green ……..mike slices it straight into mega thick growth in between two streams ……….oh mate ! you are having a real bad day ! you will never find that ball now , the noise from those streams will drown out your alarm...….mike says wait …..hold on tony can not believe his eyes mikes ball is now oscillating blue to red to green to white and you could now hear the alarm ! fucking hell man ! this is incredible …….I have played golf for thirty five years , I have never ever seen anything like this ….and with my own eyes......you would only have to buy one ball ever ……..where did you buy it mike?

punch line coming up












I don't know tony ……...I only found it two days ago !
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The car - by Pete Grey - 27 November 2019, 15:36
RE: The car - by Straight Shooter - 29 November 2019, 15:53
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 29 November 2019, 22:40
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 7 December 2019, 17:13
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 8 December 2019, 20:55
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 8 December 2019, 16:17
RE: The car - by CharlesHarris - 8 December 2019, 20:28
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 9 December 2019, 16:38
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 9 December 2019, 16:45
RE: The car - by Straight Shooter - 9 December 2019, 18:21
RE: The car - by Tartar Horde - 10 December 2019, 11:35
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 10 December 2019, 11:48
RE: The car - by Tartar Horde - 10 December 2019, 11:55
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 10 December 2019, 11:59
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 10 December 2019, 18:03
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 11 December 2019, 09:51
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 8 March 2020, 20:52
RE: The car - by Straight Shooter - 9 March 2020, 14:56
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 21 July 2020, 23:41
RE: The car - by Skean Dhude - 23 July 2020, 10:38
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 23 July 2020, 21:54
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 24 July 2020, 21:08
RE: The car - by CharlesHarris - 25 July 2020, 02:57
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 6 September 2020, 23:32
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 7 September 2020, 14:20
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 7 September 2020, 19:52
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 17 September 2020, 19:47
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 2 October 2020, 03:58
RE: The car - by Skean Dhude - 2 October 2020, 14:21
RE: The car - by CharlesHarris - 3 October 2020, 02:45
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 10 November 2020, 22:13
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 10 November 2020, 22:27
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 11 November 2020, 21:09
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 10 December 2020, 15:34
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 3 September 2021, 00:39
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 3 September 2021, 01:57
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 3 September 2021, 01:59
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 3 September 2021, 11:24
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 5 September 2021, 00:36
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 24 September 2021, 22:13
RE: The car - by Straight Shooter - 25 September 2021, 10:44
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 25 September 2021, 11:45
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 30 October 2021, 22:15
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 30 October 2021, 22:54
RE: The car - by Straight Shooter - 31 October 2021, 08:06
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 31 October 2021, 08:41
RE: The car - by Straight Shooter - 31 October 2021, 09:05
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 23 January 2022, 19:52
RE: The car - by Straight Shooter - 24 January 2022, 11:59
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 24 January 2022, 20:28
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 29 January 2022, 23:24
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 19 March 2022, 20:39
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 20 March 2022, 09:35
RE: The car - by Straight Shooter - 20 March 2022, 09:47
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 20 March 2022, 11:03
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 20 March 2022, 23:07
RE: The car - by Straight Shooter - 20 March 2022, 16:29
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 20 March 2022, 16:38
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 21 March 2022, 10:05
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 21 March 2022, 12:11
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 21 March 2022, 12:42
RE: The car - by Straight Shooter - 21 March 2022, 16:36
RE: The car - by Tartar Horde - 23 March 2022, 14:27
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 23 March 2022, 14:35
RE: The car - by Tartar Horde - 25 March 2022, 08:11
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 25 March 2022, 09:45
RE: The car - by BritishPrepper - 27 March 2022, 21:13
RE: The car - by Straight Shooter - 28 March 2022, 10:17
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 28 March 2022, 11:38
RE: The car - by BritishPrepper - 28 March 2022, 20:08
RE: The car - by Straight Shooter - 28 March 2022, 21:12
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 29 March 2022, 08:55
RE: The car - by Skean Dhude - 29 March 2022, 12:28
RE: The car - by Straight Shooter - 29 March 2022, 14:09
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 31 March 2022, 01:14
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 31 March 2022, 20:31
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 31 March 2022, 08:08
RE: The car - by Tartar Horde - 31 March 2022, 19:22
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 2 April 2022, 00:42
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 2 April 2022, 20:30
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 3 April 2022, 08:02
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 4 April 2022, 20:02
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 5 April 2022, 08:37
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 14 November 2023, 20:41
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RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 16 October 2022, 21:25
RE: The car - by Nemesis - 16 October 2022, 22:12
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RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 17 October 2022, 19:42
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 19 October 2022, 19:03
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 22 June 2023, 20:23
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 19 October 2022, 19:25
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 20 October 2022, 14:42
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 20 October 2022, 16:08
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 20 October 2022, 18:30
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 20 October 2022, 21:13
RE: The car - by CharlesHarris - 21 October 2022, 04:26
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 21 October 2022, 19:47
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 22 October 2022, 13:32
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 24 October 2022, 19:38
RE: The car - by Straight Shooter - 24 October 2022, 20:19
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 24 October 2022, 20:31
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 24 October 2022, 21:56
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 29 October 2022, 18:11
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 24 October 2022, 23:08
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 6 November 2022, 23:16
RE: The car - by Straight Shooter - 10 November 2022, 17:10
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 23 June 2023, 01:07
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 23 June 2023, 20:30
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 23 June 2023, 01:12
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 23 June 2023, 08:54
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 23 June 2023, 20:46
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 24 June 2023, 00:08
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 24 June 2023, 20:10
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 24 June 2023, 22:22
RE: The car - by CharlesHarris - 24 June 2023, 23:47
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 25 June 2023, 15:51
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 30 June 2023, 19:59
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 1 July 2023, 00:58
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 5 July 2023, 20:12
RE: The car - by Mortblanc - 5 July 2023, 21:07
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 5 July 2023, 22:19
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 5 November 2023, 19:19
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 29 March 2024, 19:07
RE: The car - by Skean Dhude - 3 July 2024, 10:55
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 30 March 2024, 08:59
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 30 June 2024, 16:33
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 3 August 2024, 20:38
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 31 August 2024, 19:08
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 1 September 2024, 08:03
RE: The car - by Skean Dhude - 1 September 2024, 11:02
RE: The car - by earthman - 1 October 2024, 17:27
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 1 September 2024, 12:44
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 1 September 2024, 16:31
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 4 September 2024, 22:14
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 5 September 2024, 08:06
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 5 September 2024, 19:19
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 7 September 2024, 16:09
RE: The car - by bigpaul - 6 September 2024, 08:51
RE: The car - by Pete Grey - 30 September 2024, 23:54
RE: The car - by Skean Dhude - 2 October 2024, 18:42

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