How about bugout boats?

[Pete Grey]

Piece o' cake, i've never boated in my life but should be able to pick it up easily enogh thanks to the training I do on 'Vehicle Simulator' below which teaches all about boats, planes and cars.
Needless to say it's no challenge sailing in summer, so so I crank up all the difficulty settings, you haven't lived til you've navigated to a port in a midnight storm against a vicious cross current..

You can die a thousand times playing on a simulator, in real life you just die once........ R.I.P. Mick.