Why is everything so bloody expensive

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Is it a good idea for you to be popping wheelies and doing donuts on a motorbike in your current condition squire? Remember you need a CBT now too (although that's just not falling off whilst doing a figure of 8 round a couple of cones) for which you will have to pay somewhere in the region of £100!

Although if it's a PSHTF only method of transport you don't need to worry about that, or insurance etc.