Cleanliness is next to godliness

[Prepaday]

Hi. I think I am the worlds messiest, unorganized person that lives! My house is not dirty but housework is not top priority, I don't hoover 3 times a day like most of my friends.
My kids get the occasional cough and cold, My 7 year old has only been ill once,
When I was a child, I went out in the morning, back for dinner, out, back for tea, out and back for bed, I ate dry chewing gum from the park bench (should I be ashamed admitting this ? lol )
went bare foot through muddy puddles, played forever in the mud ditches, Stroked dogs and hardly washed my hands...My mum would spit on a hanky and wash my face (vomit thinking about it now lol )
And apart from Hyperthyroid, I'm as fit as a fiddle. Just need to kick the cigs now and get back to the gym.
I hardly get ill, My kids hardly get ill yet my CLEAN FREEK friends kids are always full of colds or coughs, My friends kid has yet another viral infection.
I do use the odd chem cleaner but mostly use white vinegar to wash down units and to soften my cloths.and no, my house doesn't smell of vinegar