bug out vehicles

[NorthernRaider]

8MPH you want to come up here, the buggers can do over 40 MPH, they have stopped putting 2 little wheels on the front and two huge wheels on the back, instead they have four medium truck sized wheels , 4 wd and can really move. Problem is the £60,000 price tag , I like the look of the John Deere and Kawsaki Mule type little 4x4s , like oversized quads. they are about £12 ,000 I think.
Anyway your old tractors only have one seat, Hows your lass going to travel stood on the fork lift blade attachment ?