Olympics finished Yippee!

[Prepaday]

I remember when I had to go on a giro....I was told I could get an EMERGENCY loan.
An hour on the phone trying to get through, Every question under the sun I.E...When did you last have money? What did you spend it on? Do you have savings, bonds, investments ? Do you own your house? What colour knickers are you wearing(not really but may as well )
Then I waited 2 hours on them calling back to offer me half of what I needed until my payments got sorted, Then I had to pay it back at quarter of my giro a fortnight.
I then had to walk 3 miles to the job center and wait 2 hours on a giro with loads of drunken bums and druggies.
All this for £50.
I think I will ask them again this time for a pair of Nike trainers so I can train for the next Olympics....
Why not? That's where all the cash gets thrown grrrrr