RE: 70% of young adults cant sew on a button!!
Uni taught me loads of things. For example.....washing is easy, cooking is easy, food poisoning is temporary, you don't need to use a pencil sharpener on a fountain pen, you can't kick a girl in the balls to win the fight, and many other much needed lessons of life.
Oh, and velcro is easier to use than buttons!
"Velcro fly on those Levis sir?"
"Why yes they are!!! How did you notice?"
"Because it sounded like you were ripping your nuts off when you opened your fly!!!"
Dissent is the highest form of Patriotism - Thomas Jefferson
Those who sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither - Benjamin Franklin
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