If you were Prime Minister...

[NorthernRaider]

I dont mind many immigrants as they often have useful skills, but I believe they should not get permenant residency status and once their contract is finished they must leave.

" As we sang Shang- alang as we ran with the gang singing do whap be dooby do wah, SD was all in the nude cept for blue suade shoes and he danced the night away."

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I would NOT repeal the ban on fox hunting, but i would make the hunting of Chavs and Shop Stewards legal.

Q whats the difference between a Slinky and a Shop steward?
A Nothing they are both utterly pointless but its fun to push them down a flight of stairs