If you were Prime Minister...

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OK, so if were in charge (hopefully one day I will)

1. Sack the cabinet, and any career politicians- sorry if politics is all you know, you can sod off.
2. Get a group of accountants to look over the budget as if it were a business- find out out where the money really goes.
3. While there doing that bring the following people in
a. A group of senior nurses- ask the how they'd run the NHS
b. A few NCOs that are close to their 22 years, ask them about defence.
c. A group of teachers about education
etc- Basically those a ground level that see what's going on day-to day and pick their brains.

Take the advice from 2 and 3 -make the recommendations happen.

if there's anything left, then welfare for those who've put something into the system.

Anyone who hasn't - well tough. Go to a country that gives a stuff.

Stick two fingers up at the EU and tell them to do one. Anyone not happy at that, the borders over there- see ya.

get the roads, railways and infrastructure fixed, with less welfare and EU (and things the accountants say we don't need- foreign aid) should be able to afford that- get the ASBO crowd down in the sewers fixing them , should stop them reoffending.

Anyone who can work but won't, don't care what colour- see ya, borders that way.

Oh, NR -got the slinky joke a job reference once.