Bear Grylls: The Sting

[NorthernRaider]

I fell onto a wasps nest as a child, got stung over 500 times according to my medical records, I dont remember much about it cept the agony and trying to fend the bastards off, A woman saw what was going on and pulled me into her house and she plunged me into a bath full of water to drown the bastards, her hubby had to tape up her front door lettterbox and keyhole cos the wasps were still trying to get in at me. They both got stung dozens of times, I was stung all over (I was wearing only shorts and a t shirt) in my mouth, in my nose and ears, my eyes were stung as was my tongue, dozens in my scalp, all over my body, my groin area, legs, only the soles of my feet didnt get stung.

I was in hospital for weeks, most of the time fortunately in a coma, I dont like wasps, i make it my mission to kill them at every opportunity.