end of the world postponed

[Scythe13]

The only certainty we have is we all die

That seems rather pessimistic. I like to think that some of us will make it. Anyway, I've heard that life is the cause of ALL deaths in the UK. So my plan is to remove that from the equation, then hey presto......no death! That way, I can never die. Now, if you're willing to provide 2 million pounds, or even a partial donation toward my holid....research, it would be much appreciated.