Special skills for preppers (or not)

[mikebratcher69]

I can shoot, fix my own cars, fix my own electrics and solder, I can make charcoal, not so sure about sailing a boat, I can forsea many dings there. I can make rope or string but i'm even better at knotting it all up. I fix my house, well I wish it were mine, I can sterilise things, I can weld (mig) never tried brazing, I'm ok at carpentry but you've definetly seen better...I can make black powder without loosing fingers,(bang!!), fuses, reload ammo, haven't tried making the bio diesel yet, I can grow veg but I havent got the time to keep it up, I'm attempting to construct a salvonius rotor as we speak, just need a donor alternator, battery and an inverter...and much much more, I can work on my own or as part of a group...bla bla bla...AND finaly the most important thing of all... I'm incredibly handsome. Wow sounds like a C.V....

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Though I do tend to fart...