Happiness is NOT city shaped

[Highlander]

Crime,..lol, whats that?,.. we leave the front door key in the lock,.. the builder who has just been doing work in our house lets himself in every day while we were at work, and one of our friends often lets himself in to watch Sky T.V,... he does have the kettle on for when we get home...lol

Mind you we once had someone unroll toilet paper [ from the public toilets] all round the village one Hallowen evening,... unruly blighter