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Dog Ultimatum!!!
25 January 2013, 17:42,
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Dog Ultimatum!!!
Okay everyone.

This one is simple, but harsh!!!

The wife has given me an ultimatum...that may have backfired on her.

She's said...Dog or Baby?!?!?!?!?!?

I have negotiated a deal......

I get a gun before we get either a dog or a baby.

So......I've figured my shooty option. Next is to decide the dog :-(

I'm leaning towards a Doberman.

I hate smelly dogs and dribble dogs (so that's 80% ruled out). I'm not going to be cleaning up dog poo either (that's her job already agreed, whether baby or dog poo).

Any information on which would be best for a dog breed?

I want something trainable, but also able to look after itself and any family members. Oh, and we have loads of smaller furry animals that we need to remain uneaten!!!
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Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Scythe13 - 25 January 2013, 17:42
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Barneyboy - 25 January 2013, 17:47
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by NorthernRaider - 25 January 2013, 17:53
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by bigpaul - 25 January 2013, 18:02
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Metroyeti - 25 January 2013, 18:03
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by bigpaul - 25 January 2013, 18:12
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Scythe13 - 25 January 2013, 18:48
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Barneyboy - 25 January 2013, 19:05
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Metroyeti - 25 January 2013, 19:08
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Straight Shooter - 25 January 2013, 19:29
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Highlander - 25 January 2013, 20:33
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by BeardyMan - 25 January 2013, 23:21
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Highlander - 26 January 2013, 00:29
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by MaryN - 27 January 2013, 21:25
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Hex - 26 January 2013, 16:17
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by bigpaul - 26 January 2013, 16:21
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by BeardyMan - 28 January 2013, 12:09
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Kevdon - 26 January 2013, 16:23
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by bigpaul - 26 January 2013, 16:28
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by NorthernRaider - 26 January 2013, 16:27
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by bigpaul - 26 January 2013, 16:32
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Highlander - 26 January 2013, 22:17
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Hex - 26 January 2013, 16:32
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Hex - 26 January 2013, 16:34
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by bigpaul - 26 January 2013, 16:35
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Weyoun - 26 January 2013, 19:07
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Carnebwen - 26 January 2013, 23:53
RE: Dog Ultimatum!!! - by Highlander - 28 January 2013, 12:59

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