Band of Brothers, Series....yes it's fitness.

[BeardyMan]

I can't run for shit. Broken pelvis healed in stupid position, blown both my knees - right one is swollen now from moving last weekend, and knackered my ankles.
I can walk quickly for hours and hours, but no running - I look like a mortally wounded, but beautifully graceful deer when I run.

It would be very beneficial to be able to run, there's always times when it's good to "leg it!". I can't run for any distance, but when the need arises I can shift in my own special way. 2 years ago when living above a pub there was a big fight outside, I went to get a couple of my drunken friends from the middle of it as it had moved down a residential street and I heard sirens, hobbled down the road to be met by a group of 18 year old sprinting towards me screaming "RUN! HE'S GOT A GUN!" as they passed. Not needing to be told twice, I spun round and took to my toes - blundering through the group of 18 year old as I pushed them out the way and darted back into the pub. I didn't spill my beer a drop of my beer either - now that's skill!