you may not have a smart meter yet but...

[BeardyMan]

(8 April 2013, 11:39)Tartar Horde Wrote: The TV nazis haven't bothered me for at least five years now, but I did have some fun encounters with them.

We keep getting letters from them "You don't have a TV license" - aye, I don't watch TV. Then I get another identical letter. Same answer chaps, I still don't have TV!!

Now they say they're going to come round and investigate (uninvited too) Well good luck with that You'll need a warrant, and some way of getting past the dog.