So as the summer lull passes by

[Scythe13]

I couldn't read all of this initial post. I was hoping for helpful information, but had to stop reading.

1. Summer, we are burning no firewood because it's hot.
2. Summer, we are stocking up on BBQ coal for cooking.
3. Summer, it's riot season, BP usually does a riot season warning for us.
4. Summer, why would you eat beans when it's ice cream weather?
5. Summer, screw that widescreen TV, summer is for being outside!!!
6. Summer, WAHOO!!! Winter gear is on offer, we all know that.
7. Summer, damn right I'll watch a film if I want! Whatever season it is.
8. Summer, BBQ season, more food is on special offer as people BBQ-Binge!
9. Summer, shopping for BBQ stuff, might as well stock up on extra.....beans haha.
10. Summer, camping season! Blatantly gear needs to be well kept+maintained.
11. Summer, why would my IQ drop by 50 points?
12. Summer, what's wrong with checking this forum?
13. Summer, camping = driving = always keep car filled up.
14. Summer, DIY season! Perfect time to sort those locks!
15. Summer, gardening season! Reporting plants time.

Sorry NR, just because it's summer, we don't become retarded. Maybe others do, but not those on this forum.