Oh how I lust after something like this

[Mortblanc]

Alas fellows, we Yanks also lust after these specific items!

You see, the Little Badger is a marketing ploy that does not exist in real life. Not only is it never found, no one knows when it will appear on the shelves or at what price.

As for the takedown 10/22, it is like Nessie or Sesquach, a thing heard about but only spotted by a select few after great searching and much cost.

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Here is some eye candy n the hands of an actual citizen that you can dwell on;