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12 September 2013, 14:36 (This post was last modified: 12 September 2013, 14:38 by bigpaul.)

(12 September 2013, 14:33)BeardyMan Wrote:
(12 September 2013, 14:25)bigpaul Wrote:
(12 September 2013, 14:02)BeardyMan Wrote:
(12 September 2013, 13:12)bigpaul Wrote:
(12 September 2013, 10:53)BeardyMan Wrote: DOH! Missed out the most likely thing for me - unemployment!

Happened once before when I gave the missus a damn good seeing to and impregnated her with my super-sperm - if it wasn't for the food stores I had we would have been in trouble, as all the pennies the government gave her went on baby stuff and fruit & veg.

Took me ages to get the stores built up again.
FELL pregnant? I do love that saying it makes me laugh out loud...I have visions of some female falling over and when she gets up-hey presto-she's pregnant!! takes TWO to tango old boy!!

Corrected sir!

Yes, it does take 2 to tango, and 3 for a really good foxtrot

oh 3somes you mean, been there done that....different lifetime!

I did hear the sailors in Plymouth were quite accommodating

wrong. it was a biker mate and his old lady.

and don't let anyone tell you 2 into 1 dosent go cos it does! Big Grin

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Some people that prefer to be alone arent anti-social they just have no time for drama, stupidity and false people.

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Your Most Likely Scenario - by Nix - 11 September 2013, 08:18

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Binnie - 11 September 2013, 08:25

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Steve - 11 September 2013, 08:40

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Scythe13 - 11 September 2013, 08:45

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Midnitemo - 11 September 2013, 11:42

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 11 September 2013, 09:04

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Nix - 11 September 2013, 09:49

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by River Song - 11 September 2013, 10:22

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by MCavity - 11 September 2013, 11:21

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Sunna - 11 September 2013, 12:00

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Jonas - 11 September 2013, 18:37

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Highlander - 11 September 2013, 21:03

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Mortblanc - 12 September 2013, 03:25

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 12 September 2013, 09:13

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by BeardyMan - 12 September 2013, 09:38

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 12 September 2013, 09:44

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by BeardyMan - 12 September 2013, 09:55

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 12 September 2013, 09:58

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by BeardyMan - 12 September 2013, 10:11

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 12 September 2013, 10:17

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by BeardyMan - 12 September 2013, 10:35

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Kiril - 12 September 2013, 10:40

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by BeardyMan - 12 September 2013, 10:53

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 12 September 2013, 13:12

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by BeardyMan - 12 September 2013, 14:02

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 12 September 2013, 14:25

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by BeardyMan - 12 September 2013, 14:33

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 12 September 2013, 14:36

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 12 September 2013, 11:55

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 12 September 2013, 10:42

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Kiril - 12 September 2013, 17:11

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Jonas - 12 September 2013, 17:35

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Kiril - 12 September 2013, 17:46

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by I-K-E - 12 September 2013, 17:50

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by BeardyMan - 12 September 2013, 17:55

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Kiril - 12 September 2013, 17:59

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by BeardyMan - 12 September 2013, 18:18

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Jonas - 13 September 2013, 18:50

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 12 September 2013, 18:05

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Kiril - 12 September 2013, 18:10

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Kiril - 12 September 2013, 18:35

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Steve - 12 September 2013, 20:49

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by UrbanPrepper - 12 September 2013, 21:11

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Waylander - 13 September 2013, 11:31

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 13 September 2013, 11:36

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by BeardyMan - 13 September 2013, 11:46

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 13 September 2013, 11:54

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Kiril - 14 September 2013, 10:37

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Waylander - 14 September 2013, 11:11

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Kiril - 14 September 2013, 11:37

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Highlander - 14 September 2013, 19:10

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 14 September 2013, 19:13

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Kiril - 14 September 2013, 21:03

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Tartar Horde - 14 September 2013, 23:37

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 15 September 2013, 09:17

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Kiril - 15 September 2013, 10:22

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 15 September 2013, 10:31

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Nix - 15 September 2013, 10:51

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by LawAbidingCitizen - 15 September 2013, 11:04

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by RoadWarrior - 15 September 2013, 11:15

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Midnitemo - 15 September 2013, 11:40

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by River Song - 15 September 2013, 13:41

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Midnitemo - 15 September 2013, 14:44

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 15 September 2013, 14:46

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Midnitemo - 15 September 2013, 15:09

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 15 September 2013, 15:10

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Midnitemo - 15 September 2013, 15:20

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by bigpaul - 15 September 2013, 15:29

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by River Song - 15 September 2013, 17:18

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Midnitemo - 16 September 2013, 12:17

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Nix - 15 September 2013, 21:42

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by River Song - 15 September 2013, 22:16

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Jonas - 16 September 2013, 17:05

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Kiril - 16 September 2013, 15:44

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Scythe13 - 16 September 2013, 21:40

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Highlander - 16 September 2013, 23:35

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Nix - 17 September 2013, 08:29

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Nix - 17 September 2013, 10:22

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Highlander - 17 September 2013, 17:01

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Skean Dhude - 18 September 2013, 12:00

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Nix - 18 September 2013, 13:17

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Highlander - 18 September 2013, 14:33

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Skean Dhude - 18 September 2013, 16:14

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Highlander - 18 September 2013, 17:01

RE: Your Most Likely Scenario - by Jonas - 18 September 2013, 15:56

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