Your Most Likely Scenario

[BeardyMan]

Not all I got, those bushes. Got tools that can be easily used as weapons, an entrenching tool, a hatchet, baseball bat, kosh, maglite, SAP gloves, folding knife. But yeah, I see exactly what you mean. But these guys, cowards, they've ran away from me a few times when I surprised them by turning a corner and almost walking into me. If they have numbers or weapons, well, I hope I'll have at least a Final Stand.

You don't always have to be better prepared, or bigger / stronger. Knowing that they're probably coming for you give you an advantage.

I know the sort - they're probably not blessed with intelligence, more brute force.

I'd get a pic of one of them, then have some fun with photoshop (spangly top, walking into G.A.Y or some club) and post the "evidence" through his mates letterbox.