A bit of a Dilemma

[Jonas]

Mary, I just had a sip of soda when I started reading your post. You owe me a new keyboard, but I did get the monitor fairly clean.

Seriously, I don't know how you'll handle it, but I have a son and a daughter (and their respective spouses) who can move down here any time and under any conditions. I have two sons and two daughters who will be shot on sight if they set one foot into my yard (but knowing them, they'll just stay put waiting for the government to help - I hope).